Memoirs of a Lifeguard

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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

but guys

guys

GUYS

disgusting vulgarity

This game is literally perfect.

OMG gimme.

chris. next game night.

mal. we need this.

I WANT TO COME! I WANT THIS GAME! AHHHH

For Mallary… and Rayne I guess :P

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Best friend: Korra (SWEET) First kiss: Pabu Lover: Bolin ( 8D ) Enemy: Bolin (how does that even work? Has a crush on you: Korra Cock blocked by: Mako

Best Friend: Bolin, First Kiss: Lin… 8|, Lover: Lin (well looks like we are serious :P), Enemy: Mako, Has a crush on you: Tenzin (why do all of the older people love me??) Cock Blocked by: Mako

Well this was thoroughly disappointing :/

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May Giveaway: Legend of Zelda merch + Sale

Hey fellow tumblrers & tumblrettes, this month I’ll be giving away three of my LoZ fanart merchandise to three lucky winners. As a bonus, I’ll be having a sale on Hylian Shield and Full Heart Container necklaces in my shop for the duration of the giveaway.

Prizes

• First draw: Rosewood box inlaid with the Hylian crest
• Second draw: Full Heart Container necklace
• Third draw: Hylian Shield necklace

Rules

• Reblog this post once
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• Giveaway ends May 12th, Saturday at 10pm PST
• Winner will be announced and contacted on Sunday

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